One butterbeer, please

breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want


sallyjackson:

friendly reminder that 200 kids on kronos’ side died 


kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread


bemusedlybespectacled:

lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual


steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)


itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who




Get to Know: Emma Watson (insp)


p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks